I lived my life as a ghost. Not the scary kind—the kind that people walk through because they didn't see you standing there. I was the kid who played the dog in the school play and the guy who worked the warehouse shift no one remembered to pay. When I finally decided to kick the chair and end the silence, the universe pulled a cruel joke. The rope went slack, the sky turned purple, and a bolt of lightning erased my miserable apartment. I woke up smelling like expensive incense and draped in silk that cost more than my old life. I’m now the "Young Mistress" of the Yu Clan, a powerhouse heir with a face that stops traffic and a family that suddenly treats my every breath like a holy event. It’s everything I never had, and I have no idea how to use it. To make matters worse, I’m not alone in this body. A glowing pink screen is currently hovering over my bed, ignoring my identity crisis to ask me one very important question: 「 Wanna go on a date? 」 I just wanted to die in peace. Instead,